| 6th Annual Festival of
Fantasy, Horror & Science Fiction
This series also screens at the Aero Theatre (July 30 - August 14, 2005).
The dog days of summer are once more upon us, and what better way to
beat the heat than the Cinematheques 6th Annual Festival of all things
macabre, malevolent, mysterious and just plain out of this world!!
Our opening night spotlights the 25th Anniversary of
director Stanley Kubricks spine-tingling adapation of Stephen Kings THE
SHINING, starring Jack Nicholson in one of his most (in)famous roles. This
years Fest also features L.A. premieres of brand-new films from around the globe:
Hong Kong director Fruit Chan's transgressive feature-length version of his segment from
the THREE...EXTREMES horror anthology, DUMPLINGS; the sequels to two wildly popular
Asian supernatural thrillers, EYE 2 and JU-ON 2; and last but not least Alex
de la Iglesia's pitch black comedy PERFECT CRIME, which will kick off a
mini-tribute to the Spanish maverick director including vintage gems ACCION MUTANTE and
DAY OF THE BEAST. There's also a program of exciting new shorts, with most of the
filmmakers in attendance.
Of course the Fest also features a number of older treasures,
including 20th Anniversary cast & crew reunion screenings of RE-ANIMATOR and THE
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD; screenings of COLOSSUS, THE FORBIN PROJECT and David
Lynch's DUNE; plus a mini-tribute to one of the most famous icons in fantastic
cinema, actor Boris Karloff (1887 1969), featuring his legendary
performances as The Monster in FRANKENSTEIN and BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN as
well as such rarities as MASK OF FU MANCHU, THE RAVEN (1935), THE INVISIBLE RAY and
BEDLAM!
Also don't miss our wild Italian Pulp Showcase with the best
of 1960s and 1970s Italian pop cinema on display, replete with giallo chillers
(a 30th Anniversary screening of Dario Argento's DEEP RED and Lucio Fulci's rare ONE
ON TOP OF THE OTHER), Italian crime thrillers (Umberto Lenzi's gonzo ALMOST HUMAN and
Fernando di Leo's THE ITALIAN CONNECTION) and ultra-violent spaghetti westerns
(Giulio Petroni's DEATH RIDES A HORSE and Giuseppe Colizzi's GOD FORGIVES, I
DON'T)!!
And if that wasn't enough
at the Aero Theatre we'll be
showing a selection of some of our most popular past shows, including a Mini-Tribute to
maestro Stanley Kubrick with 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (in 70mm!!), THE
SHINING and A CLOCKWORK ORANGE; plus screenings of Steven Spielberg's JAWS;
Tobe Hooper's TEXAS CHAINSAW MASACRE and Nicholas Meyer's STAR TREK II: THE
WRATH OF KHAN! Plus a special in-person one day tribute to Ray Harryhausen with
7th VOYAGE OF SINBAD, FIRST MEN IN THE MOON and THE BEAST FROM 20,000
FATHOMS!
Were very pleased to welcome as in-person
guests for this years series: visual effects legend Ray Harryhausen, directors
Curtis Harrington, Stuart Gordon (RE-ANIMATOR), Alex de la Iglesia (PERFECT CRIME;
Nicholas Meyer (STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN); actor Eric Braeden (COLOSSUS, THE FORBIN
PROJECT) and cast & crew from RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD including writer/director Dan
OBannon, actors James Karen, Don Calfa, Beverly Randolph, John Philbin,
Miguel Nunez Jr. and Brian Peck, and art director William Stout.
Thursday, August 4 8:00 PM
Special 25th Anniversary
Screening!!
THE SHINING, 1980, Warner Bros., 142 min.
Dir. Stanley Kubrick. "Heeeeres JOHNNY!" Jack Nicholson is a
frustrated writer who takes a job for the winter (along with wife Shelley Duvall
and son Danny Lloyd) looking after an enormous, isolated mountain hotel, in the hope that
snow and solitude will give him peace of mind. He finds just the opposite, as the
hotels own horrific past quickly overtakes him in this soul-chilling adaptation of Stephen
Kings novel. And remember, YOU are the caretaker here. Youve always been
the caretaker
>> Also showing at The Aero on August 5.
Friday, August 5 8:00 PM
Boris Karloff Tribute:
FRANKENSTEIN, 1931, Universal, 70
min. Dir. James Whale. "A Monster Science Created But Could Not
Destroy!" Boris Karloff had appeared in over 75 films before FRANKENSTEIN
turned him almost-overnight into a screen legend. His performance here anguished,
eloquent, wordless remains one of the most hauntingly powerful in all cinema. With
Colin Clive, Edward Van Sloan, Dwight Frye. >> Also showing at The Aero on July
31.
THE MASK OF FU MANCHU, 1932,
MGM (Warner Bros.), 68 min. Dir. Charles Brabin. Nayland Smith (Lewis Stone) and
Professor Von Berg (Jean Hersholt) travel to the mysterious East with their entourage
(including beefcake hero Charles Starrett and token blonde Karen Morley), to unearth the
tomb of Ghengis Khan. But novelist Sax Rohmers nefarious arch super-villain, Fu
Manchu (perfectly cast Boris Karloff) and his luscious, equally-evil daughter
played by Myrna Loy (yes! Nora of THE THIN MAN films!) see it as the perfect
opportunity to steal Khans ceremonial mask and sword, magical relics that will
enable them to rule the world. Brazen sexual innuendo and some surprisingly sadistic
violence embellish this deliciously campy artifact of pre-Hays Code horror. An Egyptian
Theatre Exclusive!
Saturday, August 6 5:00 PM
U.S. Premiere:
DUMPLINGS, 2004, Lions Gate, 91 min.
The feature length version of the segment that Hong Kong director Fruit Chan
contributed to Asian horror anthology THREE
EXTREMES is an alternately horrific,
surreally beautiful and darkly humorous fable about the pursuit of youth at all costs.
Ching (Miriam Yeung), the insecure, middle-aged wife of philandering jet-set businessman,
Lee (Tony Leung Ka-Fai) goes to carefree back alley abortionist and culinary
expert, Aunt Mei (Bai Ling) to buy her high-priced dumplings that reportedly restore
ones youth. But she gets a lot more than she bargained for along the way in the form
of unexpected and unwelcome complications. A rewardingly ghoulish parable about being
careful what you wish for. Not for the squeamish. [DUMPLINGS will be released theatrically
in the U.S. by Lions Gate.] NOT ON VIDEO!
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Saturday, August 6 7:30 PM
Boris Karloff Tribute -- 70th
Anniversary Screenings!
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, 1935,
Universal, 75 min. Dir. James Whale. "Warning! The Monster Demands a
Mate!" Widely considered the high point of the 1930s Universal Horror cycle,
BRIDE is a brilliant blend of black humor and Gothic style. Boris Karloff reprises
his greatest role as The Monster, with Colin Clive as his reluctant "father,"
the hilariously creepy Ernest Thesiger as Dr. Pretorius, and Elsa Lanchester
as the screaming-mimi Bride. >> Also showing at the Aero on July 31.
THE RAVEN, 1935, Universal, 61 min. Dir.
Lew Landers. "Maybe if a man is ugly, he does ugly things
!"
Demented, disappointed-in-love surgeon Bela Lugosi operates on escaped murderer Boris
Karloff, disfiguring him. He then uses the tormented fugitive as an instrument for
revenge against his enemies, including the woman (Irene Ware) who spurned him. Truly
deranged, featuring Lugosis Poe-inspired house of horrors, this remains one of
Universals fastest-moving, most maniacal chillers. Introduction
to screening by director Curtis Harrington, who will share memories of his friendship with
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN filmmaker James Whale.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Sunday, August 7 5:00 PM
Italian Pulp Showcase -- Classic Giallo
Double-Header:
30th Anniversary! DEEP RED, 1975, 106 min. Dir. Dario Argento. From the
opening image of a child slashing someone and a bloody knife dropping to the floor, the
viewer is plunged into an ever-deepening pool of repressed terrors. David Hemmings turns
in a fascinating, complex performance as Marcus Daly, a pianist sucked into a whirlpool of
escalating homicide after he accidentally witnesses the murder of psychic, Macha Meril.
Everything irrational and unbearable is present in one of Argentos most
justly-famous giallos, where something as simple as the shot of a lizard writhing
on the floor could just as easily represent a childs wounded psyche, bound some day
to erupt in spectacular fits of murder. With Daria Nicolodi.
ONE ON TOP OF THE OTHER
(a.k.a. PERVERSION STORY), 1969, 99 min. Celebrity San Francisco doctor Jean
Sorels life goes topsy-turvy when his asthmatic wife Marisa Mell (DANGER:
DIABOLIK) dies from a prescription overdose -- but soon after he spots her blonde double,
stripping at a sleazy North Beach sex club! Before long, hes charged with his
wifes murder. Of course, he can count on his mistress Elsa Martinelli (BLOOD
AND ROSES) to help clear him
or can he? Italian pulp-meister Lucio Fulci
directs a perfect and beguilingly perverse example of the giallo suspense genre.
Co-starring John Ireland, Faith Domergue. NOT ON VIDEO!
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Sunday, August 7 5:00 PM [Spielberg Theatre]
NEW VISIONS OF HORROR, FANTASY & SPACE:
Jump start everyone else by seeing these Los Angeles based filmmakers new shorts in
the Horror/Fantasy and Sci-Fi genres. All the filmmakers will be there for a discussion.
Jennifer Soemantris "Hollow" (9 min.) A womans dark secret
will haunt both her and her boyfriend on All Hallows Eve. Mark Landsmans
"Skylab" (12 min.) It is 1979 and Benji is convinced NASAs largest
spaceship to date is going to come crashing into his house from outer space. David
Benullos "Shadow Man" (12 min). A young boy discovers some
childhood monsters in this atmospheric, frightening short. Mike Williamsons "THe
Silvergleam Whistle" (26 min.) One family will find out if the terrifying legend
of the haunted train is true. Sam Yousefians "The Elephants Egg"
(18 min). Joe takes a fantastic journey and must overcome his fears and face many mythical
beasts and legends along the way. Jennifer Soemantri (Hollow),
Mark Landsman (Skylab), David Benullo (Shadow Man), Mike Williamson (Silvergleam
Express) & Sam Yousefian (The Elephants Egg) will appear for a
discussion after the screening. NOTE: A second screening will be added at 7:30
PM if the 5:00 PM screening sells out.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Thursday, August 11 7:30 PM
Boris Karloff Tribute Double Feature:
THE INVISIBLE RAY, 1936, Universal,
81 min. Dir. Lambert Hillyer. A wildly bizarre, almost giddy fusion of cosmic
sci-fi, gothic horror and jungle-action picture, THE INVISIBLE RAY stars the great Boris
Karloff as Dr. Janos Rukh, a brilliant if antisocial scientist whos discovered a
mysterious new element, Radium "X." Accompanied by colleague Bela Lugosi (in
a rare good-guy role), the two lead an expedition to uncharted Africa with Karloffs
long-suffering wife Frances Drake and her erstwhile lover Frank Lawton a journey
with horrifying repercussions for Karloff once hes exposed to Radium
"Xs" awful powers
Watch for the mind-boggling voyage across the
Universe in the opening scenes, and for Violet Kemble as Karloffs stone-faced
mother, who provides the films amazingly explosive climax
!
BEDLAM, 1946, RKO (Warner Bros.), 79
min. Nell Bowen (Anna Lee), courageous protege of blustery Lord Mortimer (Billy House)
tries to affect reforms in 18th century London's infamous madhouse, Bedlam. But she
doesn't count on getting committed herself (!) after she crosses paths with asylum head,
George Sims (a devilishly cunning Boris Karloff). Karloff gives one of his most
nuanced performances as Sims, fawning to his betters in public, but a cruel torture master
behind locked doors. Richard Fraser is perfect as a prim Quaker friend of Nell's trying to
rescue her from the twisted labyrinth of abuse and lunacy. Inspired by the engravings of
William Hogarth, Mark Robson directs to chilling effect with all of maestro
producer Val Lewton's trademark atmospherics in full play.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Friday, August 12 7:00 PM
20th Anniversary Cast & Crew
Reunion:
RE-ANIMATOR, 1985, Filmax, 86 min.
Adapted from the H.P. Lovecraft tale Herbert West, this mind-bending, darkly
funny horror thriller was a breakout hit, establishing director Stuart Gordon as a
force to be reckoned with. Impetuous researcher Jeffrey Combs develops a serum that
can bring back the dead, something that his new roommate, Bruce Abbott, hadnt
exactly bargained on. Delivers on every front with laughs, shocks and genuine shivers
escalating until the outrageous gore-drenched finale. With Barbara Crampton, David Gale. Discussion following with director Stuart Gordon.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Friday, August 12 9:30 PM
COLOSSUS: THE FORBIN PROJECT,
1970, Universal, 100 min. Dir. Joseph Sargent. With Susan Clark, William Schallert.
"We built a super computer with a mind of its own and now we must fight it for
the world!" Classic, dystopian 70s sci-fi starring Eric Braeden as Dr.
Charles Forbin, a humane, thoughtful scientist chosen to oversee the U.S.
governments new computerized defense system. It turns out the Russians have a
super-brain of their own and when the two computers start talking
its
Microsoft! Just kidding its actually the prelude to apocalypse in this
superb, future-shock thriller from the director of THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE. Discussion following with actor Eric Braeden.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Saturday, August 13 5:00 PM
Los Angeles Theatrical Premiere:
EYE-2, 2004, Lions Gate, 98 min. Dirs. Oxide
& Danny Pang. After a failed suicide attempt, beautiful young Joey (Qi Shu) is
determined to turn her life around and look on the bright side. But it's a bit hard to do
when she not only discovers that she is pregnant by her evasive ex, Sam (Jesdaporn
Pholdee), but also begins seeing an ongoing parade of dead people thanks to her own
near-death experience. A Buddhist monk (Philip Kwok) enlightens her on the after life
something that proves a mixed blessing when he reveals spirits like to hang around
expectant mothers, anxiously awaiting the chance to re-incarnate! This spin-off to the
original THE EYE abounds with a wealth of creepy atmosphere and supernatural dread. [EYE-2
will be released theatrically in the U.S. by Lions Gate.]
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Saturday, August 13 7:30 PM
20th Anniversary Cast & Crew
Reunion:
THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD,
1985, Columbia, 90 min. "Theyre Back
Theyre Hungry
And
Theyre NOT Vegetarian!!" Director/writer Dan OBannons gory,
gleeful, punk-rock classic is the godfather to such revisionist zombie flicks as the
recent SHAUN OF THE DEAD. RETURN is an unofficial "sequel" to NIGHT OF THE
LIVING DEAD, where leaking gas canisters at a medical supply warehouse inadvertently rain
down on the nearby cemetery and mortuary. Much skull-splitting, brain-eating hilarity
ensues
along with punked-out Linnea Quigleys unforgettable erotic
cemetery dance! Discussion following with cast and crew
including: director & screenwriter Dan O'Bannon, actors James Karen, Clu Gulager,
Jewel Shepard, Linnea Quigley, Don Calfa, Beverly Randolph, John Philbin, Miguel Nunez Jr.
and Brian Peck, and art director William Stout.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Sunday, August 14 6:00 PM
Italian Pulp Showcase 70s Crime
Double-Header:
ALMOST HUMAN (MILANO ODIA: LA POLIZIA NON
PUÒ SPARARE), 1974, Dania Film s.r.l., 90 min. Come help celebrate No Shame
Films recent DVD release of director Umberto Lenzi (SPASMO) and writer
Ernesto Gastaldis (ALL THE COLORS OF THE DARK) rare grindhouse epic that actually
delivers in the "I-cant-believe-what-Im-seeing-on-screen" province.
Big mouth sociopath Tomas Milian convinces his crime partners that it would be a
lucrative idea to kidnap-for-ransom the teen daughter of a wealthy businessman. But along
the way, things go progressively wrong, spurring the sadistic, chip-on-his-shoulder Milian
to massacre an astounding number of people who cross his path at the wrong moment.
Uncompromisingly downbeat, refusing to render a happy ending for any of its characters,
including hardboiled pursuing cop Henry Silva, and set to a pulsating score
by Ennio Morricone, this is a certifiable pulp classic with some of the most
shocking moments in 1970s action cinema. With Anita Strindberg, Laura Belli. [Please note
that this, the only surviving print of ALMOST HUMAN, is slightly faded.]
THE ITALIAN CONNECTION (LA
MALA ORDINA), 1972, Xenon Films, 92 min. NYC mob boss Cyril Cusack dispatches two
emotionally-dead hitmen (Henry Silva and Woody Strode) to Milan to execute a
small time pimp (Mario Adorf, co-star of THE TIN DRUM) for allegedly absconding
with a valuable drug shipment. The only problem is Adorf is a scapegoat for the real
guilty party. Is it actually local crimelord Adolfo Celi? or the beautiful Luciana
Paluzzi? or perhaps one of his stable of prostitutes? No answers are forthcoming, and
Adorfs only option is to flee. And flee he does in the relentless remainder of the
saga, including one of the most heartpounding, grueling foot pursuits ever committed to
celluloid, all culminating in a brutal confrontation in an auto graveyard. Late director Fernando
di Leo has finally come up for re-evaluation (in part, thanks to his championing by
Quentin Tarantino) THE ITALIAN CONNECTION shows him to be a genuine master of the
1970s Euro crime film.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Thursday, August 18 7:30 PM
ALTERNATIVE SCREEN INDEPENDENT FILM SHOWCASE
ABLE EDWARDS (2004,
85 min., USA), written & directed by Graham Robertson. Executive produced by Steven
Soderbergh. In this cautionary tale of a foreboding and emotionally sterile future, Abele
Edwards, a cryogenically frozen, CITIZEN KANE-meets-Walt Disney-type figure, is cloned by
his former board of directors in an effort to revive the famed entertainment moguls
corporations glory days. In the process of restoring reality entertainment to a
synthetic, virtual world, the clone realizes he has yet to live as his own man. ABLE EDWARDS is the first, low budget independent
film to be shot entirely on green screen stages with incredible digitally
fabricated sets. Discussion following with director
Graham Robertson and additional cast and crew.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Friday, August 19 7:00 PM
Los Angeles Theatrical Premiere:
JU-ON 2, 2003, Lions Gate, 95 min. Dir. Takashi
Shimizu. Vengeful ghosts Kayoko and son Toshio return in this shivery sequel to the
original JU-ON. Horror star Kyoko (Noriko Sakai) is involved in a tragic auto accident,
her mate plunged into a coma and her unborn baby killed, but she emerges comparatively
unscathed. Continuing her burgeoning acting career, Kyoko agrees to appear in a
fictionalized documentary to be shot at the original house possessed by the restless
spirits. But this very contact provokes a new outbreak of the sightings. Soon crew and
cast are all but decimated, and Kyoko has good cause to wonder if she may not have
lost her child after all! Pale blue skin, dead people sticking to the ceiling and really,
really long tentacles of black hair -- they're all back in this eerie shocker! [JU-ON 2
will be released theatrically in the U.S. by Lions Gate.] An Egyptian Theatre
Exclusive!
Friday, August 19 9:00 PM
DUNE, 1984, Universal, 140 min. Visionary
director David Lynch's (BLUE VELVET, "Twin Peaks") psychedelic sci-fi
masterpiece is finally back on the big screen. More then twenty years old, it still holds
up as a gorgeous, hallucinogenic adaptation of writer Frank Herberts epic novel.
(Rumors say Lynch turned down RETURN OF THE JEDI to direct DUNE and that the part of the
emperor was originally offered to Salvador Dalì - !) Young aristocrat Paul Atreides (Kyle
MacLachlan) is sent to the desert planet Dune, home to the giant Sandworms which
produce Spice, the most coveted substance in the galaxy. Also starring Silvana Mangano (DEATH
IN VENICE), Brad Dourif (THE LORD OF THE RINGS), Max Von Sydow (THE
EXORCIST), Patrick Stewart (STAR TREK) and Sting.
>> Also showing at the Aero on August 12.
Saturday, August 20 5:00 PM
Alex de la Iglesia Tribute Double Feature:
Double Feature:
DAY OF THE BEAST (EL DIA DE LA
BESTIA), 1995, 103 min. The savage spirit of Bunuel lives on in director Alex de la
Iglesias hilarious, blood-spattered updating of Don Quixote: a mild-mannered
priest (Alex Angulo) travels to Madrid, determined to contact Satan by committing every
sin he can think of. Along the way, he picks up a dim-witted metalhead Sancho Panza
(Santiago Segura), and the two cheerfully turn Christmas Eve into an LSD-stoked shootout
between the forces of good and evil. Director Alex de la Iglesia
to appear for discussion following the screening.
Los Angeles Premiere! ACCION MUTANTE, 1993, 95 min. Dir. Alex de la Iglesia. Alex de
la Iglesisas personal interpretation of the future, this lunatic picture is a
mixture of black comedy, gritty action and mutant terrorists. In an idealized society were
apparently aesthetics rule, the beautiful daughter of Oriju (Frédérique Feder) is
kidnapped by Ramon (Antonio Resines), the leader of a brutal terrorist group. Though
fighting as a mutant in the name of the ugly people, his selfishness will ultimately
overwhelm him and drag him down. Also starring Álex Angulo, Juan Viadas, Karra Elejalde,
Saturnino García and Fernando Guillén.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Saturday, August 20 9:30 PM
This screening is co-presented with the Los Angeles
International Latino Film Festival.
Alex de la Iglesia Tribute:
Los Angeles Premiere! THE
PERFECT CRIME (EL CRIMEN PERFECTO), 2005, Vitagraph Films,
105 min. The latest from ace Spanish helmer Alex de la Iglesia (DAY OF THE BEAST)
is a wickedly funny black comedy shot through with outrageous Hitchcockian suspense. Guillermo
Toledo (THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED) stars as the Don Juan of a big Madrid department
store. In between after-hours sexual romps with a rotating pool of sexy salesgirls, this
ambitious ladies department clerk competes for the coveted Floor Manager position with his
hated rival, the manager of Mens Wear
Rafael will do anything to ace out the
competition, but instead of getting the job he yearns for, he makes a big mistake
which is witnessed by an unattractive, unsophisticated saleswoman, Lourdes (Monica
Cervera) with a longstanding crush on him. When she blackmails him into marrying her,
his dreams of an elegant life are swallowed up by the vulgar reality of an ordinary
existence and his only way to escape from her clutches is to commit the
"ferpect" crime
Premiere Party for all ticket buyers prior to the show.
Official website: www.elcrimenperfecto.net Discussion following with director Alex de la
Iglesia. Join us for a pre-party in the courtyard at 8PM BEFORE the
film, sponsored by Tu Ciudad Magazine & JB Wagoner Blue Agave Spirit and Baja
Fresh.
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
Sunday, August 21 6:00 PM
Italian Pulp Showcase -- Spaghetti Western
Double Feature!
New 35 mm. Print! DEATH RIDES A HORSE, 1967, MGM/UA (Columbia Pictures
Repertory), 114 min. Easily the best of director Giulio Petronis five
Spaghettis, this fierce vengeance saga borrows more than a little from FOR A FEW
DOLLARS MORE (not surprising, since they share the same writer, Luciano Vincenzoni). Two
bounty hunters (Lee Van Cleef and DANGER: DIABOLIKs John Philip Law)
seek brutal retribution on a gang of killers, to the tune of a typically wild Ennio
Morricone score. Tough, taut, claustrophobic and frequently macabre a real
winner.
GOD FORGIVES, I DONT, 1969,
MGM/UA (Columbia Pictures Repertory), 101 min. Dir. Giuseppe Colizzi. This
delightfully bigger-than-life tall tale finds two rival bounty hunters (Terence Hill
and Bud Spencer of the TRINITY films in their first effort together) out to track
Hills former mentor, the wise-cracking, sadistic and supposedly-dead villain, Bill
San Antonio (the much underrated Frank Wolff). Rollicking, perfectly orchestrated mayhem
punctuated with Hill and Spencers certifiable chemistry together. [Please note that
this, the only surviving print of GOD FORGIVES, is slightly faded.] NOT ON VIDEO!
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