| So Bad, They're Brilliant!
An Egyptian Theatre Exclusive!
The American Cinematheque proudly gives Southern California audiences the
opportunity to see some of the most important and artistic films from around the world --
but not this week. Join Playboys Stephen Rebello and MSNBC.coms Alonso
Duralde for five nights of some of the most entertainingly awful movies ever made.
From disco ineptness (XANADU, STAYING ALIVE) and fashion faux pas (MAHOGANY, A
NEW KIND OF LOVE) to bad girls (KITTEN WITH A WHIP, THE LONELY LADY) and a
Hollywood musical that helped temporarily kill the Hollywood musical (LOST HORIZON),
these are the movies that you want to cringe through again and again, preferably
surrounded by evil-minded close friends. And just to prove that, yes, they still make them
as awful as they used to, dont miss contemporary stinkburgers and recent additions
to the bad-movie pantheon GLITTER and FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY. Screenings will
include discussions with Rebello, Duralde and special surprise guests. Got something in
your closet to compete with the neon kimonos of MAHOGANY or the sky-high purple wigs of A
NEW KIND OF LOVE? Compete in our "More Is More" fashion show for prizes and the
bragging rights of walking the runway in L.A.s most over-the-top couture! Authors
Stephen Rebello and Alonso Duralde will also be signing and selling their books
including Stephens Reel Art - Great Posters from the Golden Age of the Silver
Screen, Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho and Bad Movies We Love
and Alonsos 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men -- on each night.
Thursday, August 13 7:30 PM
Double Feature:
KITTEN WITH A WHIP, 1964, Universal, 83 min. Long
before sultry young wildcat Ann-Margret proved she could really act, she proved she
couldnt with this laugh-out-loud bad-girl cult classic all about, as the ads read: "Jody
the kicks she digs
the swingers she runs with
and the special kind of
hell she can make for a man!" A-M plays a schizy juvenile-hall escapee who holds
rising politician and married suburbanite John Forsythe ("Dynasty")
captive in his home, smearing lipstick across a framed photo of his wife and pouting,
posing, bumpin and grindin with her pretty-boy thug pals Peter Brown
and Skip Ward (MYRA BRECKINRIDGE). Directed by veteran TV helmer Douglas Heyes
("The Twilight Zone") from his screenplay based on a novel by Wade Miller (who
also wrote the novel on which legendary lost noir, GUILTY BYSTANDER, was based), KITTEN
WITH A WHIP is jam-packed with faux-Beat dialogue, jazzed up by a sexy TOUCH OF EVIL-esque
music score, and set afire by Ann-Margret at her snarly, vampy jailbait zenith. This one
demands to be worshipped on the big screen and we dont mean in the remake
Lindsay Lohan threatens to star in.
THE LONELY LADY, 1983, Universal, 92 min. Pia
Zadora reaches bad-movie Nirvana in this tale of a would-be screenwriter who gets
abused by every man who crosses her path, from garden-hosewielding teen rapist Ray
Liotta to impotent older husband Lloyd Bochner to sleazy nightclub owner Joseph
Cali. Eventually, in this howlingly ludicrous adaptation of the Harold Robbins
potboiler, she puts aside her Vietnam script to write a scandalous tell-all, leading her
to an awards show where she memorably tells the crowd, "Im not the only one
whos had to f--- her way to the top!" Theres not a costume, a prop, a
performance or line of dialogue in THE LONELY LADY that isnt side-splittingly
hilarious -- no one will be seated during the shocking (and ridiculously over-the-top)
nervous-breakdown sequence, during which Zadora takes a fully clothed shower, followed by
typewriter keys and the faces of those whove wronged her spinning around her head.
Ineptly directed by Peter Sasdy (TASTE THE BLOOD OF DRACULA), this epic stinker was
a multiple winner at the Razzie Awards, which in 2005 nominated it as one of the worst
dramas ever made. Trailer Introduction by film critic for MSNBC.com Alonso
Duralde author of 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men -and
Stephen Rebello (Playboy) author of Bad Movies We Love.
Friday, August 14 7:30 PM
Double Feature:
XANADU, 1980, Universal, 93 min. Dir. Robert Greenwald.
Someone needs to commission a study on why 1980 brought us the brilliantly bad musical
triptych comprised of CANT STOP THE MUSIC, THE APPLE and arguably the daffiest of
the bunch, XANADU. Grafting 40s-style movie whimsy onto late 70s Muzak to
spawn a whole new hybrid discokitsch XANADU stars Olivia
Newton-John (GREASE) as a muse sent down to earth to inspire directionless artist
Michael Beck (THE WARRIORS) to open a roller-disco nightclub funded by aging, lonely
moneybags Gene Kelly (SINGIN IN THE RAIN). The movie cements its place in the
pantheon of brilliantly bad cinema courtesy of a production number that features the
legendary Kelly dancing across the screen as a giant pinball on a pinball game set and
another that sticks him in a zoot suit while Beck cavorts in an electric orange jumpsuit.
Ah, the 80s. Featuring seeing-is-believing roller skating numbers, animation
by Don Bluth (AN AMERICAN TAIL), a killer soundtrack featuring the No.1 hit
"Magic," XANADU, a floppola on its release, has morphed into such a beloved cult
fave that it inspired a Tony Award-nominated Broadway musical. With Sandahl Bergman
and the voices of Coral Browne and Wilfred Hyde-White.
STAYING ALIVE, 1983, Paramount, 96 min. John
Travolta may have been smart enough to duck a reunion with GREASE co-star Olivia
Newton-John in XANADU, but he wasnt smart enough to resist teaming with
director-screenwriter Sylvester Stallone on this jaw-droppingly campy, overblown
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER sequel. Travoltas straight-out-of-Brooklyn galoot character
Tony Manero has become a rebellious Broadway gypsy who, when cast in a new musical, gets
warned by mother Julie Bovasso, "Tony, keep your clothes on!" Nothing
doing. Travolta pumped up for the movie under the special direction of Stallone, and he
struts his pecs wearing Bob Mackies next-to-nothing costumes in some of the goofiest
faux-Fosse musical numbers ever committed to celluloid. The breathtaking egotism on
display in STAYING ALIVE puts it right up there with Streisands FUNNY LADY as the
kind of sequel that almost makes you embarrassed you fell for its star in the first place.
With Finola Hughes ("General Hospital") and Cynthia Rhodes (DIRTY
DANCING). Trailer
Introduction by film critic
for MSNBC.com Alonso Duralde author of 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men
-and Stephen Rebello (Playboy) author of Bad Movies We Love.
Saturday, August 15 7:30 PM
Double Feature:
MAHOGANY, 1975, Paramount, 109 min. Oscar-winning director Tony
Richardson (TOM JONES, THE LOVED ONE) began directing Diana Ross in this
quintessentially kitschy money-changes-everything soap opera but, luckily for Richardson,
he soon got replaced by Ross personal Svengali, Motown head and producer Berry
Gordy. Fresh off her Oscar-nominated triumph in LADY SINGS THE BLUES, Ross this time
plays an ambitious beauty rising from a Chicago hood to become a rich, deliciously
decadent international supermodel. Our glam heroine soon learns that la dolce vita
isnt what its cracked up to be from the likes of twitchy bisexual photographer
Anthony Perkins (in an exultant hoot of a performance) before finding redemption
with straight- arrow politician Billy Dee Williams. Sure, MAHOGANY conveys a
female-empowerment message, but its really all about Diana learning that "Success
is nothing without someone you love to share it with" while traipsing around
wearing transcendently awful "creations" (that she actually designed and wanted
credit for!) while the hit "Do You Know Where Youre Going To?" plays
relentlessly on the soundtrack. A wiggy, wonderful compendium of 70s
movie-star-run-amok clichés, MAHOGANY co-stars Beah Richards (GUESS WHOS
COMING TO DINNER) and Marisa Mell (DANGER: DIABOLIK). Trailer
A NEW KIND OF LOVE, 1963, Paramount, 110 min.
Dir. Melville Shavelson. Playboy newspaperman Paul Newman cant stand
fashion buyer Joanne Woodward when shes got a mannish haircut, but after she
spends an afternoon at Elizabeth Arden -- and comes out looking like a drag queen -- he
goes gaga. Between New Look fashion shows by Lanvin (who gets a "Perfumes by"
credit!), Dior and Givenchy, Woodward convinces Newman that shes actually an
international call girl, and he turns her made-up decadent adventures into awful,
sports-metaphorfilled newspaper columns that somehow save his job. Ridiculously
sexist -- Newmans first line to Woodward is "Excuse me, sir" -- A NEW KIND
OF LOVE is the kind of misogyny-packed Hollywood bauble that leaves modern audiences
shocked and amused. Set in Paris, the film turns the City of Lights into the City of
Process Shots on the Paramount backlot. Proof that even the greatest stars can be miscast
-- and that real-life lovers often have zero on-screen chemistry -- A NEW KIND OF LOVE
mixes over-the-top fashion with a lulu of a supporting cast, including Eva Gabor
("Green Acres"), Thelma Ritter (ALL ABOUT EVE), Maurice Chevalier
(playing himself) and Robert Clary ("Hogans Heroes"). You
wont believe your eyes. Wear your tacky 70s duds and come participate in
our "More is More" Fashion Show at 7:00 PM! Trailer
Introduction by film critic
for MSNBC.com Alonso Duralde author of 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men
-and Stephen Rebello (Playboy) author of Bad Movies We Love.
Sunday, August 16 7:30 PM
LOST HORIZON, 1973, Sony Repertory, 150 min. Dir. Charles
Jarrott. What was missing from director Frank Capras prestigious 1937 screen
version of James Hiltons novel about a planeload of passengers crash-landing into a
magical mountaintop utopian Shangri-La? Why, songs and musical numbers by Burt Bacharach
and Hal David, thats what, performed by actors who cant sing or dance. Or at
least mega-successful movie producer Ross Hunter (IMITATION OF LIFE, AIRPORT) must have
thought so, because he spent zillions casting Peter Finch (NETWORK), Liv Ullman
(PERSONA), Sally Kellerman (M*A*S*H), Michael York (CABARET), James
Shigeta (FLOWER DRUM SONG), George Kennedy (AIRPORT) and others in this
legendary crackpot 1973 movie version set in what looks like a Liberace theme park where
everyones on Prozac. Unavailable on DVD (write Congress now), LOST HORIZON
all 150 delirious minutes of it -- is the mood ring of bad movie musicals,
choreographed by Fred Astaire collaborator Hermes Pan and scripted by none other than
playwright and LGBT activist Larry Kramer (THE NORMAL HEART). Trailer | Clip Introduction by film critic for MSNBC.com Alonso
Duralde author of 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men -and
Stephen Rebello (Playboy) author of Bad Movies We Love.
Wednesday, August 19 7:30 PM
Double Feature:
GLITTER, 2001, 20th Century Fox, 104 min. Dir. Vondie
Curtis-Hall. "The glitter cant overpower the artist!" yells a
character in this disastrous star vehicle, but when the artist is Mariah Carey,
totally at sea playing a young singer on the rise, just about anything on screen can
subdue her. Careys Billie Frank weeps over her longtime separation from her boozy
mother (Valarie Pettiford), who drunkenly burned down their house years ago. With
the help of "fly DJ" Dice (Max Beesley), Billie climbs the charts while
writing songs about mom that require her to come up with a rhyme for "closure."
While Carey gives a singularly inert lead performance, actors like the hammy Terrence
Howard (as a rival music producer), the hilarious Ann Magnuson (whose publicist
character is the only one in the movie who got the memo that its set in the
80s) and icy future "Top Chef" host Padma Lakshmi steal the movie.
Comedian Frank DeCaro famously noted, regarding this fall 2001 release, "If you
never thought youd laugh again after 9/11, go see GLITTER." Trailer
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY, 2003, 20th Century
Fox, 81 min. Dir. Robert Iscove. When "American Idol" instantly became a
huge hit on TV, it made perfect sense that audiences would want to see a romantic-comedy
musical starring Season One finalists Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini,
right? Wrong. The director of SHES ALL THAT and the writer of SPICE WORLD teamed up
for this on-the-cheap, on-the-quick Spring Break extravaganza (obviously filmed when it
was too cold for swimsuits) about a Texas waitress and the "King of Spring
Break," whose budding romance in Fort Lauderdale is stymied by misdirected text
messages. Also along for the ride is Anika Noni Rose, who somehow survived this dud
and went on to co-star in the DREAMGIRLS movie and to win a Tony for "Caroline, or
Change." (Clarksons stellar musical career endured this early misstep as well.)
From the beach-towelcentric musical number on the sand to the questionable cover
version of KC and the Sunshine Bands "Thats the Way I Like It" to
Clarksons skirt made entirely of neckties, FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY shows that,
sometimes, they still make dopey teen exploitation flicks like they used to. Introduction by film critic for MSNBC.com Alonso
Duralde author of 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men -and
Stephen Rebello (Playboy) author of Bad Movies We Love. |